Diary Of A Trophy Wife

Apparently, the December issue of Harper's Bazaar has more goodies than that epic cover story on R-Patz and K-Stew. One of our favorite rising stars, Amber Heard (remember Hidden Palms, Zombieland, Pineapple Express) teamed up with legendary Godfather actor George Hamilton for a comical satire. The shoot portrays a day in the life of Hamilton and his "trophy wife" Heard as they tan by the pool, hit the red carpet, lunch and more. In a piece "dictated to Harper's Bazaar contributor Rita Wilson by the trophy wife," we get a first-hand account of her day:

"I’m really tired. I’ve had a really busy day. See, I’m experimenting with a new pose. The whole hand-on-hip thing is getting a bit old (something I’ll never be—yay!). Anyway, it’s kind of exhausting standing in my Jimmy Choos in front of a mirror, studying myself. I pride myself on not having to exercise … yet."

"I am a rare and precious creature. That is what my baby tells me. So it doesn’t serve me to look just okay. I have to look hot. He isn’t with me because I can cook! The way my boo puts it is that he has an investment in me. The Botox, collagen, facials, waxings, mani/pedis, hair color, blowouts, spray tans—that’s the “art” I put on my “canvas.” And when it comes to clothes, why would you cover up the Mona Lisa with a Beefy-T? So my baby wants to drape me with the best that money can buy. I can’t help it if my pooky wants perfection."

The concept for the story is pretty hilarious and the photos do a great job poking fun at the stereotypes. Of course, there's no ignoring the fashion, expecially the Tory Burch leopard print dress Amber wear's "on the red carpet". So ferosh!

Click here for the full story and to see the full spread. Photo credit: Amanda De Cadenet.